MyLaffs Joke #992
A little guy goes in a bar and orders a pink lady and a straw. He then reaches in his pocket takes something out. He cups the object in his hands and in between sips of his drink he coos and makes kissing sounds into his hands.
The bartender watches him for a while, then can't imagine what is going on. He asks the little guy what the hell he is doing.
He says, "This is my pet butterfly, Felix. Bet you can't guess how much he weighs."
The bartender shakes his head and starts to walk away. The little guy said, "Come on, guess what he weighs. If you guess his weight, you will get a free prize."
The bartender said, "What's the prize?"
The little guy says, "A free blow job"
The bartender said, "Jesus Christ!" and started to walk away.
The little guy says, "Come on, guess how much he weighs. Come on guess."
The bartender says, "Okay, 50 pounds".
The little guy says, "Ooh, guess what Felix - another lucky winner."
