MyLaffs Joke #988
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Three guys are about to be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.

The Italian responds, Pepperoni Pizza, which he is served and then executed.

The Frenchmen requests a Filet Mignon, which he is served and then is executed.

The Jew requests a plate of strawberries.

"Strawberries?" the guards protest.

"That's right, strawberries," says the Jew.

He is told "But they are out of season!"

"So, I'll wait..."
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