MyLaffs Joke #979
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A man visits his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "Feelin' fine," the old boy says. "Food's good and the nursing couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"

"No problem at all. Nine hours solid every night. At 10:00 they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a viagra tablet, and I go out like a light."

Puzzled, the grandson rushes off to question the nurse in charge. "What are you people doing, giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that's not true...?"

"Oh, yes," replies the nurse. "Every night at 10:00 we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."
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