MyLaffs Joke #963
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T:
10: Nuts... my shaft is bent.
9: After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8: You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7: Look at the size of his putter.
6: Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5: Mind if I join your threesome?
4: Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3: My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2: Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:
1: Hold up... I need to wash my balls first.
