MyLaffs Joke #956
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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...

You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You've raked leaves in your kitchen.
You've ever hit a deer with your car... deliberately.
You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
The dogcatcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house.
Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
You've ever stolen toilet paper.
You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
MOTEL 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
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