MyLaffs Joke #954
Little Johnny's teacher was asking all the kids in the class what their parents did for a living.
Little Mary got up and said "My dad is a pilot, and my mommy is an architect".
"Great" said the teacher.
Michael got up and said "My dad is a doctor, and my mom is a housewife".
Good said the teacher.
Johnny was last in the class and when he got up he said: "My mommy, she is a substitute".
Knowing a little about his background and always striving to correct the kids, the teacher said, "You mean she is a prostitute".
"No". Said Johnny, "my sister, she is the prostitute, but when she does not feel well, my mommy substitutes".