MyLaffs Joke #952
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One afternoon, little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"

"No," said his mom, "of course not. Only grown women can be mommies."

Little Johnny thought for a moment, said "Okay, thanks mom", then ran back outside. His mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
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