MyLaffs Joke #949
Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard. Soon, some honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnny. He began swatting them in his temper tantrum. His mother caught him swatting and smashing the honeybees, and after a brief moment of thought said, "That's it! No honey for you for one month!"
Later that afternoon, Johnny wondered upon some butterflies, and soon started catching them and crushing them under his feet. His mother again caught him, and after a brief moment of thought, said, "No butter for you for one month!"
Early that evening, while Johnny's mother was cooking dinner, and he was talking with her in the kitchen, Johnny's father came home in a foul mood. The family cat was laying on the rug in the hall way when the father yelled "%$&*% pussycat, get out of my way!" With that he kicked the pussy cat. Johnny's father looked up to find Johnny and his mother standing there watching him.
Johnny after a brief moment of thought said, "Are you going to tell him mom, or do you want me to?"
