MyLaffs Joke #933
NEW JEOPARDY ANSWERS and QUESTIONS
A: Clean air, a virgin and a gas station open on Sunday.
Q: Name three things you won't find in Los Angeles.
A: Black and white and twenty feet tall.
Q: Describe Sister Mary Kong.
A: Gatorade.
Q: What does an alligator get on welfare?
A: Bible belt.
Q: What holds up Oral Roberts' pants?
A: Milk and honey.
Q: What do you get from a bee that has an udder?
A: Ben Gay.
Q: Why didn't Mrs. Franklin have any kids?
A: An unmarried woman.
Q: What was Elizabeth Taylor between 3:00 and 5:00 pm on June 1, 1952?
A: Disjoint.
Q: What was dat hippie smoking?
A: The Laughing Policeman.
Q: What do you call a cop who frisks himself?
A: Dustin Hoffman.
Q: Describe someone cleaning his Hoffman.
A: Until he gets caught.
Q: How long does a United States Congressman serve?
A: Old wives tale.
Q: What do cannibals find hard to digest?
A: Rub-a-dub-dub.
Q: What does a masseuse do to your dub-dub?
A: Shareholder.
Q: What did Sonny Bono used to be?
A: Skalliwags.
Q: What does your skalli do when it's happy?
A: Head and shoulders.
Q: What do you see if you open the trunk of the Godfather's car?
A: Hickory Dickory Dock.
Q: Who do you go to when you have a pain in your hickory dickory?
A: "Rose Bowl."
Q: What do you say when it's Rose's turn at the bowling alley?
A: That darn cat.
Q: Who ruined that darn rug?
A: High rollers.
Q: Describe a stoned bowling team.
A: Gunga din.
Q: What do you hear when you put an amplifier in your gunga?
A: "Follow the yellow brick road."
Q: What are good directions to a urologist's office?
A: At both ends.
Q: Where do New Yorkers put their dogs muzzles?
A: Igloo.
Q: What do you use to keep your wig from falling off?
A: R-O-L-A-I-D-S.
Q: How does a stupid person spell "backgammon"?
A: Grape Nuts.
Q: What are Ernest and Julio Gallo?
A: Supervisor.
Q: What does Clark Kent wear to keep the sun out of his eyes?
A: Crabgrass.
Q: What do crabs get high on?
A: Shake-N-Bake.
Q: Describe a double feature with Earthquake and The Towering Inferno.
A: Blazing Saddles.
Q: What do they put on horses at the Preparation H Ranch?
A: Flypaper.
Q: What do you use to gift wrap a zipper?
A: Deep freeze.
Q: Name an Eskimo porno film.
A: Bedbug.
Q: What would Republicans use to eavesdrop on a hooker?
