MyLaffs Joke #927
NEW STATE MOTTOS:
Alabama: Sisters Make Good Wives
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Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
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Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
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Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing
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California: As Seen on TV
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Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
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Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
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Florida: Drugs-R-Us
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Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
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Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
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Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not... But The Potatoes sure are real good.
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Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
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Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians
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Minnesota: "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes"
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Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
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Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
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Montana: Sheep Make Good Wives Too
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Nebraska Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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Nevada Whores and Poker!
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New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
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New Jersey: Ya Wanna ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
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New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney... Giulinatziland
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North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
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North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!
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Ohio: We Wish We Were In Michigan - NOT!
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Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No Singing
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Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
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Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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Tennessee: The Educashun State
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Texas: YEE HAWWWWW!
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Utah: Olympics and Scandal
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Vermont: Yep
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Virginia: Don't Mix?
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Washington: Help! We're overrun by nerds and slackards
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Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
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West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!
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Wisconsin: Eat Cheese or Die
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Wyoming: Wynot?
