MyLaffs Joke #909
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What is the definition of confusion?
Two blind lesbians trying to find each other in a fish shop!
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Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong.
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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
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What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
They're hiring.
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Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they're not going to work in the future, either.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying, "Yo"
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What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
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Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
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What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say fuck?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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What's the Cuban national anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
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What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...
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