MyLaffs Joke #903
BUMPER STICKERS WE'D JUST LOVE TO SEE ...
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk
1,010,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
Grow your own dope, plant a man
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
Out of my mind... Back in five minutes.
Hang up and drive.
If you can read this, please flip me backover... (seen upside down, on a Jeep)
GUYS: No shirt, no service. GALS: No shirt, no charge.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
Boldly going nowhere
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted
Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
The proctologist called, they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Just because your head is pointed, doesn't mean you're sharp.
Why am I the only person on earth who knows how to drive?
Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me".
Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
