BREAST CONS
(o)(o) -- perfect breasts
( + )( + ) -- fake silicone breasts
(*)(*) -- high nipple breasts
(@)(@) -- big nipple breasts
oo -- A cups
{ O }{ O } -- D cups
(oYo) -- wonder bra breasts
( ^ )( ^ ) -- cold breasts
(o)(O) -- lopsided breasts
(Q)(Q) -- pierced breasts
(p)(p) -- hanging tassels breasts
\o/\o/ -- Grandma's breasts
( - )( - ) -- flat against the shower door breasts
|o||o| -- android breasts
($)($) -- Jenny McCarthy's breasts