MyLaffs Joke #899
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BREAST CONS

(o)(o) -- perfect breasts

( + )( + ) -- fake silicone breasts

(*)(*) -- high nipple breasts

(@)(@) -- big nipple breasts

oo -- A cups

{ O }{ O } -- D cups

(oYo) -- wonder bra breasts

( ^ )( ^ ) -- cold breasts

(o)(O) -- lopsided breasts

(Q)(Q) -- pierced breasts

(p)(p) -- hanging tassels breasts

\o/\o/ -- Grandma's breasts

( - )( - ) -- flat against the shower door breasts

|o||o| -- android breasts

($)($) -- Jenny McCarthy's breasts
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