MyLaffs Joke #897
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Three surgeons were discussing their favorite type of patients. The first said: "I like artists. When you cut them open, they are awash with colour inside."

The second doctor said, "I much prefer engineers. When you cut them open, everything is orderly and numbered."

"Nonsense," said the third doctor. "The easiest are lawyers. They have only two parts - their mouth and their rears - and those are interchangeable."
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