MyLaffs Joke #890
TOP TEN PROPOSED HILLARY CLINTON CAMPAIGN SLOGANS
10: "Read My Lips -- No New Interns"
9: "Reward Me For Putting Up With Bill's Crap For So Long"
8: "Isn't It Time You Were Disappointed By A Different Clinton?"
7: "Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, Ask How You Can Illegally Contribute To My Campaign"
6: "Vote For Me Or My Husband Will Nail Your Wife"
5: "You Give Me A Vote, I'll Get Vernon Jordan To Give You A Job"
4: "Still Not Indicted As Of Late '99!"
3: "From Perjury To Albany"
2: "Building a Bridge To The 21st Century, and Pushing My Husband Over It"
1: "Oh Lord, Please Don't Make Me Go Back To Arkansas!!!"
