MyLaffs Joke #885
"I ain't ready to get married," Sam told his buddy, "But, when I do, I want a gal who's an economist in the kitchen, a sweet lady when we've got company and a fireball in the bedroom."
Well, time passed and Sam did get married. One day he again ran into his buddy.
"How's life with you, Sam?" He asked.
"Fine and dandy, Joe. I done got myself hitched."
"Great! And is she just who you always wanted?"
"Not exactly. I sure enough did get all the qualities in my wife that I wanted. But they came a little bit mixed. Jenny's a fireball in the kitchen, a sweet lady when we got company, but she's an economist in the bedroom."
