Tom appears before a judge asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."
"Because," Tom says, "I live in a two-story house."
The judge asks, "What kind of a reason is that? What's the big deal about a two-story house?"
The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.'"
