MyLaffs Joke #874
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette sign up with a tourist group to take a double-decker bus tour round London. There are only two seats left on the bottom of the bus and one seat on the top deck so they decided to take turns riding on the top.
They flipped a coin to see who got the first turn on the top and the blonde won.
A couple of hours later it's the redhead's turn so she walks up the stairs, and she sees the blonde sitting there scared half to death. She's clutching the seat in front of her so hard that her knuckles are white.
"What's goin' on?" the red head asks. "We're havin' a grand old time down below."
The blonde replies, "Yeah, but you've got a driver."
