MyLaffs Joke #872
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Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
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Any Woman's Ultimate Fantasy is to have two men at once; one cooking and the other cleaning.
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According to one gay wag, he likes nothing better than a porno Western movie where even all the good guys are hung.
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How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
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What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
"How come?"
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What's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
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Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
"They'll never see you coming."
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Define Transvestite:
A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!
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Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
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What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
A scrotum pole!
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Why don't debutantes go to orgies?
There'd be too many thank you notes to write.
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What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
Two Mennonite!
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Why is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.
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Can you say three two letter words that denote small?
Is it in?
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What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.
