MyLaffs Joke #860

Little Johnny's mother decided to hostess a dinner party. At the table she turned Johnny and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say." he replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say." his mom said.

Little Johnny proceeded to bow his head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

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