MyLaffs Joke #855
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TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

10: Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
9: The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.
8: Crying can be fun.
7: FAT CLOTHES.
6: A salad, diet soda, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
5: Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
4: The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
3: A good man may be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
2: Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
1: OTHER WOMEN!
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