MyLaffs Joke #854
A millionaire threw a party and during it he announces to his guests that down in the pool are two great white sharks. "I will give anything of mine to the person who swims across that pool."
So the party continues until there is a splash from the pool and all the guests run to the pool to see what has happened.
In the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can, and the fins come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and gets out of the pool, gasping for air.
The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, "I am a man of my word, you can have anything I own - my Porsche, my house, absolutely anything - for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So what will it be?"
The guy shouts, "Why don't we start with the name of the jerk that pushed me in!"
