MyLaffs Joke #848
Two men find themselves standing together at the entrance to heaven. One is blue, so the other turns to him and asks "How did you die?"
The blue man replies, "I froze to death. How about you?"
The second man says "I came home, smelled cigar smoke and knew my wife was cheating on me. I got really worked up and searched the entire house from attic to basement looking for him. I searched closets, cupboards, outside in the bushes, everywhere! I got so worked up over it I had a heart attack and died."
To this the blue man replied... "I wish you had looked in the freezer"
