MyLaffs Joke #834
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"What is a good cure for absentmindedness?" asked a man of his doctor friend.

"Why, are you absentminded?" the physician retorted, laughing at the question.

"No," said his friend, "it's my wife. The poor dear makes the strangest mistakes. I gave her a $20 bill the other day with which to buy me some shirts and she came home with some shoes for herself."
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