MyLaffs Joke #815
MORE BUMPER STICKERS
Honk if you have had sex with Clinton.
Hang Up And Drive!
If you're not angry, you're not paying attention!
This car is not abandoned!
I STOP FOR NO APPARENT REASON.
Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-FUCK-YOU
"KEEP HONKING".... I'M RELOADING
Enjoy Life -- Eat Out More Often
If your cute, single, and rich, HONK!
If you don't trust me with my decision, how can you trust me with a baby? -- Pro-Choice For Abortion
Don't laugh, your daughter could be in here.
WARNING: Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition.
Sex is like air, it's only bad when your not getting any.
My wife's other car is a broom.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.
Constipated people don't give a shit.
Practice safe sex, go fuck yourself.
If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.