MyLaffs Joke #809

A lady come home and caught her husband in the act of cheating on her.

The rural housewife went back to the back of the house and returned with the family's .22 caliber rifle.

Aiming the weapon at her husband's balls she said, "I'm gonna turn a bull into a steer, Jon!"

"No no!" pleaded Jon. "Not like this! C'mon, Judi, give me a sporting chance, darlin'!"

"All right. I will. You can set 'em swinging..."

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