MyLaffs Joke #780
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A man has never had sex, and he gets into bed with his wife on his wedding night.

His wife gets naked, sits on the bed, and says, "Do you know what I want?"

He says, "No."

She gets in bed, spreads her legs wide, and says, "Now do you know what I want?"

He says, "Yeah... you want the whole bed to yourself."
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