ASS CONS
(_!_) == a regular ass
(__!__) == a fat ass
(!) == a tight ass
(_._) == a flat ass
(_^_) == a bubble ass
(_*_) == a sore ass
(_!__) == a lop-sided ass
{_!_} == a swishy ass
(_o_) == an ass that's been around
(_O_) == an ass that's been around even more
(_x_) == kiss my ass
(_X_) == leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) == a tired ass
(_o^o_) == a wise ass
(_E=mc2_) == a smart ass
(_13_) == an unlucky ass
(_$_) == Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) == Dumb Ass
