MyLaffs Joke #772
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The rabbi, whose wife was expecting a baby went to his congregation and asked for a raise. They passed a rule that when the rabbi's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After six children, this started to get expensive. The congregation held a meeting about this. As you can imagine, there was much yelling and discussion. The rabbi gets up to the bima and speaks "Having children is an act of God!"

A little man in the back rises and says, "Point of information, snowing and raining are acts of God too, but we wear rubbers!"
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