MyLaffs Joke #756
SCIENCE FROM KIDS POINT OF VIEW
I'm not sure how clouds are formed, but clouds know how to do it, and that's the important thing.....
Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop... it does.
Rain is saved up in cloud banks.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places, which is why they look like umbrellas.
The word 'trousers' is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.
To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.
Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun, but I have never been able to make out the numbers...
When planets run around and around in circles, we say they are orbiting. When people do it we say they are crazy.
Blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.
Thunder is a rich source of loudness.
The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
One of the main causes of dust is janitors.
The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top, and you sit on the bottom.
