MyLaffs Joke #754
IDEAS FOR BUMPER STICKERS:
1: Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
2: Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3: If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
4: Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5: If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
6: Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
7: If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
8: My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9: Thank You For Pot Smoking.
10: To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.
11: If At First You Don't Succeed... blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
12: If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
13: Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
14: It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
15: If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
16: You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
17: The Earth Is Full - Go Home
18: I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
19: This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
