MyLaffs Joke #751
A farmer in a pickup truck stops to offer a ride to a hitchhiker and his brown dog.
"Hop in, but the dog will have to ride in back."
"Oh, I'll just let him run 'long side."
At 30 the skeptical farmer asks, "How's the dog doing?"
The hitchhiker looks down on his side, "He's running beside us."
At 50, same result, so the farmer roared to 80. "Now where's your damned dog?"
The rider says, "He's still beside us."
"This I gotta see!" and the farmer stomps the pickup to a squealing, tire-smoking halt. He runs 'round to the passenger side and sees that the dog has indeed kept up.
He asks, "What's that white ring 'round his neck?"
"That's his asshole. He's not used to sudden stops."
