MyLaffs Joke #748
The bishop, it seems, was traveling, and when the conductor appeared for his ticket it was not to be found. One pocket after another of the episcopal garb was searched in vain, the bishop all the while keeping up little ejaculations of concern.
"Why, this is very serious!" he murmured. "I'm sure I bought a ticket. I must have bought a ticket. Why, I always buy a ticket! Dear me, this is very serious!"
At length the conductor, wishing to be helpful, said, "Well, don't trouble, Bishop; just tell me where you're going and we can fix it up."
"But, my dear friend!" cried the bishop, earnestly, "that is just the trouble! Without my ticket how am I to know where I am going?"
