MyLaffs Joke #743
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I'M BUSIER THAN.......

I'm Busier Than: a five dollar hooker

I'm Busier Than: a Jehovah's Witness at Doors Unlimited

I'm Busier Than: handicapped parking at the Special Olympics

I'm Busier Than: a prostitute in a prison

I'm Busier Than: O.J. Simpson in a white meat slaughterhouse

I'm Busier Than: a whorehouse on nickel night

I'm Busier Than: a cat trying to cover turds on a marble floor

I'm Busier Than: a one-armed paperhanger

I'm Busier Than: a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest

I'm Busier Than: Sleazy Suzan on a Saturday night

I'm Busier Than: mustard trying to ketchup

I'm Busier Than: a one-legged basketball player

I'm Busier Than: Michael Jackson in a day care center

I'm Busier Than: a dog with two dicks

I'm Busier Than: Richard Simmons on a fat farm

I'm Busier Than: a half-fucked fox during the heat season

I'm Busier Than: a two-peckered billy-goat

I'm Busier Than: a black L.A. hooker in Hugh Grant's BMW

I'm Busier Than: a GOP victory party organizer

I'm Busier Than: a monkey trying to fuck a football

I'm Busier Than: a toilet in Grand Central Station

I'm Busier Than: a gopher on a golf course

I'm Busier Than: a bar of soap at San Quentin
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