CONFUCIOUS SAYS:
"Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly"
"Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk."
"Woman who wears g-string, high on crack."
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no peace at night."
"It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring have offspring next spring."
"A man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day"
