MyLaffs Joke #720
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Tracy the blonde was driving home one night when she was caught in a bad hail storm. The stones were as big as golf balls. Her car was dented pretty badly.

Balking at the price to fix it, Tracy was told by the repair shop guy, a smartass by trade (who noticed her bright blonde hair) to blow into the tail pipe REAL HARD when she got home, and the dents would pop out.

When she got home, she started blowing into the tail pipe, and her blonde girlfriend, Stacy saw her.

"What are you DOING?" her friend exclaimed.

"I'm trying to blow the dents out of the car. Duh!!"

"Well, DUH", blonde friend Stacy said, "You've got to roll the windows up FIRST!!"
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