MyLaffs Joke #715
WHO WAS JESUS?
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
1: He never got married.
2: He never held a steady job.
3: His last request was a drink.
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
1: His first name was Jesus.
2: He was always in trouble with the law.
3: His mother didn't know who his father was.
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1: He talked with his hands.
2: He had wine with every meal.
3: He worked in the building trades.
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
1: He called everybody brother.
2: He had no permanent address.
3: Nobody would hire him.
THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
1: He never cut his hair.
2: He walked around barefoot.
3: He invented a new religion.
AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1: He went into his father's business.
2: He lived at home until the age of 33.
3: He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure He was God.
