MyLaffs Joke #713
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Two strangers are seated together at a dinner party. The man says to the woman, "I've got a hypothetical question for you miss."

The woman says "OK shoot."

The man says "If a man were to offer you one million dollars to sleep with him, would you do it?"

The woman thinks for a moment and finally answers "I guess I would ... for a million dollars."

The man smiles and says "Then will you sleep with me for fifty dollars?"

The woman, with a shocked expression on her face, stands and screams at the man "Of course I won't. What do you think I am!"

To which the man replies, "We've already determined WHAT you are, now we're just working out a price."
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