MyLaffs Joke #712
The plastic surgeon was to work on a man's part, but he was curious what happened to it so he asked him.
"Well," the patient said, "I live in a trailer camp. A gorgeous buxom creature lives in the trailer next to mine. I used to peek into her trailer and I saw she had a habit. Each afternoon she would take a hot dog from her freezer and put it in a hole in her floor. Then she'd sit on it and have a ball. She nearly drove me crazy. So I got a bright idea, I got under her trailer and when she slid the hot dog in the hole, I slid it out and slipped my penis up through the hole. She sat down on it and everything was going just great until there was a knock at the door."
The doctor asked what happened next.
"Ah, hell," the patient explained, "that's when she tried to kick it under the stove."
