MyLaffs Joke #711
TOP 25 COUNTRY SONG TITLES OF ALL TIME
25: Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye.
24: Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
23: How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
22: I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
21: I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.
20: I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
19: I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
18: I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
17: I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
16: I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
15: I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
14: I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You.
13: If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
12: If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
11: Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
10: My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
9: My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.
8: Please Bypass This Heart.
7: She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
6: You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
5: You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
4: If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
3: She's Actin' Single And I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
2: She's Looking Better After Every Beer.
1: I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few!
