MyLaffs Joke #707
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A man goes to a psychiatrist, and tells him, "Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex."

The doctor agrees to examine him and begins by showing him various drawings.

First the doctor draws a square and asks the man to identify it.

The man immediately says, "Omigosh! Four people having sex!"

Next, the doctor draws a circle, at which the man gasps, and says, "One man having sex."

Next, the doctor draws a triangle, which, of course, the patient identifies as, "Two woman and one man having sex."

The doctor put the drawings away and says to the patient, "Yes, I do believe that you have an obsession with sex."

To which the man replies, "Me? You're the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"
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