MyLaffs Joke #706
The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol containers.
Some of the suggestions are as follows:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a jerk.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same story over and over again until your friends want to Smash Your Head In.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to shay shings like shish
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4:00 AM.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary whose species and/or name you can't remember.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead and knees.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer, and smarter than some really big guy named Chuck.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pieces of carrot to form in your stomach thereby forcing you to vomit.
