MyLaffs Joke #705
BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
WOMEN:
She is not a Babe or a Chick - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN
She is not a Bleached Blonde - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT
She is not a Bad Cook - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE
She is not Half Naked - She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED
She does not wear Too Much Jewelry - She is METALLICALY OVERBURDENED
She is not Conceited - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES
She does not Gain Weight - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER
She is not a Screamer or a Moaner - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
She is not Easy - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
She is not a Tease or a Flirt - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION
She is not too Skinny - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT
She does not Wear Too Much Perfume - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE
She is not Kinky - She is a NON INHIBITED SEXUAL COMPANION
She does not have Breast Implants - She is GRAVITY RESISTANT
She does not Wear Too Much Makeup - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION
MEN:
He is not a Bad Dancer - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN
He is not Balding - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION
He is not a Sex Machine - He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED
He is not a Male Chauvinist Pig - He has SWINE EMPATHY
He is not afraid of Commitment - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
He does not get Falling-Down Drunk - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL
He doesn't Get Lost All The Time - He investigates ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS
He does not have a Beer Gut - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY
He is not a Cradle Robber - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS
He does not act like a Total Ass - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION
He does not Undress You With His Eyes - He has an INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENT
