MyLaffs Joke #703
DEFINITIONS
1: Nurse -- a pan handler
2: Mistress -- something between a mister and a mattress
3: Fathers day -- nine months after labor day
4: Kiss -- uptown shopping for downtown business and also upper persuasion for lower invasion.
5: Lousy bastard -- a fellow who sits in church and scratches while his parents get married.
6: Bra -- a device that makes mole hills out of mountains and visa versa
7: Dead stick -- when the spirit is willing and the flesh is weak
8: Divorce -- what happens when two people can't stomach each other any more
9: Alimony -- for the screwing you get for the screwing you got.
10: Pimp -- a nookie booker
11: Papoose -- results of taking a chance on an Indian blanket
12: Private secretary -- a good one never misses a period
13: Puppy love -- beginning of a dogs life
14: Prostitue -- a busy body
15: Spring fever -- when the iron in your blood turns to lead in your pants
16: Under dog -- a bitch
17: Virginity -- a bubble in the stream of life that vanishes with the first prick
18: Sob sister -- a girl that sits on your lap and bawls and makes it hard for you
19: Taxidermist -- a man who mounts animals
