MyLaffs Joke #685
INTRODUCING WHITE TRASH BARBIE- She's larger and meaner than them other prissy, stuck-up, think-thur-better'n-you Barbies!
Every White Trash Barbie comes complete with:
-Two packs of Marlboro for Barbie's smoking pleasure!
-A six-pack of cheap beer (It's on sale!) to refresh Barbie during her busy day of complaining and watching TV.
-Stylish, every occasion Spandex pants, halter top and sandals.
-Miracle-o'-procreation button! Press button on Barbie's back and she's pregnant...again!
-Action bitch pull string! Barbie can say 11 phrases including "I tol' u gd#@! kids to git the hell outa my yard!", "Git me anuther beer, baybee.", "Whur's my dam cigarettes?", and more.
Also Available:
-Barbie doublewide dream trailer. Mobile home fun complete with stained carpet, broken steps, and TV set. Barbies wormy pet cat Rufus.
Also included:
Disassembles for use with the Tornado Action Playset (Sold separately)
-Barbie dream car. 1986 Chevy Chevette in mix-n'- match colors and smokin'chokin'exhaust*. Coat hanger radio antenna. (*Smoke nontoxic unless breathed.)
-Abusive boyfriend Ken with Buttkickn' leg action and PimpSlap backhand. With cowboy boots and MD 20/20 bottle. Curses, mumbles when string is pulled.
-Married life Ken with Beer-bustin' expanding waist*. Molded to recliner. With TV remote, beer, chips. Says "Shut up woman," and "Git me a beer." (*Waist cannot be reduced once expanded).
