MyLaffs Joke #679
YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S UGLY WHEN....
1: She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.
2: As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.
3: Even mosquitoes stay away from her.
4: She startles the animals at the zoo.
5: On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
6: She makes onions cry.
7: Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.
8: Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
9: The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.
10: When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother
