MyLaffs Joke #676
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS
Q: What kind of bees give milk?
A: Boo bees.
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Q: Why do you get paid more at a sperm bank than at a blood bank?
A: Sperm is hand made.
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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: "It might take me a while to get hard. I just got laid last night."
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Q: What is the leading cause of death with lesbians?
A: Hair balls
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Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive
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Q: What can Life Savers do that men cannot?
A: Come in five flavors
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Q: What is good on pizza but bad on pussy?
A: Crust
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Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork
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Q: How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
A: If your girlfriend chews before swallowing
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Q: How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh?
A: By sticking your finger in his honey.
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Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
A: Both can smell it but can't eat it.
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Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
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Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
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Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snow blower coming.
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Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence
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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
