MyLaffs Joke #675
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After President Clinton served as grand marshal of a parade, a press aide was upset to read that the President had ridden a fine stallion. He called the reporter responsible and informed him that Clinton had ridden a champion mare, not a stallion.

"I should have checked all my facts," the newsman apologized. "I was going on secondhand information."

"Weren't you even at the parade?" the press secretary inquired.

"I sure was," the reported said. "As the President rode by, I heard someone remark, 'Look at the prick on that horse!'"
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