MyLaffs Joke #667
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS
10: Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9: You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
8: The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
7: Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
6: You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving-call 1-800-***-****."
5: Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
4: You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
3: You're counting down the days until menopause.
2: You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
1: The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
