A lady hears that the local drug store now features a mind-reading druggist. She can't believe it, so she goes down to the store, and there's a sign, right in the window, "Mind-reading druggist."
She walks in, and the druggist says to her, "You're here for suppositories."
She says, "Nope, I'm here for tampons."
He says, "Hey, didn't miss it by much did I?"
